delhi in ma view festival - holi

let me start with rangho ka tyohar delhi hey bhagvan holi ka festival mathlab hell 4 mere liye or mere gharwalo keliye......i'll tle y badii holi ke din mere dost subhe 10 bajhe ghar mey akar mell bajate or mumma darwaza kholti n tats it they say hello 2 ma mum n get in2 ma room n put tat full pink,red,purple combination powder on ma faCE jus imagine !!! god early moring i get up wit a courful face.......i get up no point f washing face i jus go wit ma firends out wit pitchkari n packet full of water baloons..guess 2 where?? well v ol run 2 ma teerace in r apartment n then start throwning on ppl going on road especially on gang f guys..well le'me te'u no fool dares 2 walk through di roads f delhi with wearing new dresses....in b/w throwing water ballons ma 1 f friends tak di master peice ie a rottn egg then in count f 3 she throws tats it!! then lik dwarfs v also bend n hide ourselves under di baracade f the terace..well then v c whether it hits any1 if did then v run down n start attaking r coliny guys.man 1ce happnd ki i ws njying frm behind gosh ma friend [2 eyars elder 2 me]...rubbd ma face wit grees.shit with that i walkd around di whole day in di sun then v playd n friends put a buket ull 4 mixd colour water on me tat was it!! perfect combination of a tamil pandi....man ma face nly 2 things wre visbile 1 ma teeth which had few pinkishness n ma eyes..thank god atleast tat ws visible otherwise i would hav 2 go under DNA test 2 prove ma mum ki i ws her daughetr.........am serous aftr ol tat holi njyment wen i went home mum ws lik " kon hey"? i ws lik mumma mey whom..gosh 1st thing mum askd me 2 is 2 get kerosne frm di neighbour..man nex day 2 skool god evry1 in di bus were lik clourful dalmations...seiusuly ol pink blue on di hair scalp 2!!!! not kidding seeing the hair ws lik as thought ol had gone 2 di beauty parlour 4 a colour dip......its ws lik ol had dippd thier heads in2 asian paints box or sumtin..thos with rootn egg fell on..well 4 those kids its lik 1 week keeping themsleves dippd in dettol or jasmine water..it used 2 stink.........2 di core...ya 1 more thing plz keep sum metal plate like protector on ur butt n cum2 play holi cz its lik 1ce wen ma friend got out 2 play holi n then sum dum threw water baloon n bash it hit on ma friend's butt gosh it painfull ok..her butt became red.. wel ahem i din c her red butt well she saw it 4 herself in told me!!!........in short a smal tip those who wana celbrate holi do ki a botle f jasmine and kerosne stoockd at ur home.......coz KIS KO PATH KIS KE SAR MEY ANDA GIREGA...aftrol kal kis ne dekha

delhi in ma view

2dy i wana tle u ol about a place 2 where 1ce i belongd.......tats delhi....well tat place is a truely a place in paradise gosh ok i'll start frm food ok..well there is a sagar ratna,delhi durbar, ect bt sumthing i luv is diili hut..well its foos there is awesome u cum 2 delhi n miss tat then u had nothing. frm politicians lik rahul gandhi cum to a small town in dlehi where u get pani puri ,bhel puri n ol..well tats it with food cnt speak more water cums frm mouth ok, nex 2 shopping well u hav c ppl living in dlehi frm long tym wil atleast visit lajpat nagar 4 shopping atleast 1ce a month,which even i did 1ce u have top designers boutiques in dlehi man jus keep ur leg 2 connuaght place n u'll get ol top design ryt in front f ur eyes.delhi's biggest shopping mall "the great indian palace" is a place u wont wna mis if u r visinting dlehi malls..well i mean it u get hav di gr8test chances f getting miss placed in tat mall..ok f9 i agreee even i did.....delhi is alive even at misdnyt 12!!...ok diwalies there r so so remarkable man ol kinds f crackers n don know prepartions 4 diwali starts in delhi i thnk frm 1 month [even i used 2]..the day b4 badii diwali 1 should step 2 di rounds f di main junction gosh!! roads would full wit smal petty shops selling deeyas crackers etc..ya 1 more thing sweets...is rasagulaas,berfies n don know wat oll..gosh..ok nex 1 holi..khushio ka tyohar ws basically ando ka tyohar ie man ma friends used 2 throw rottn eggs n ol put greese in face on top f tat dy used 2 pik there other friends n put them into a pool f colurful water.......those with whose face ws with greese had 2 go home aftr diwali wit 1 bottle f kerosene cz nly by rubbing kerosne cn get rid f it..i hav experinced it delhi is combination f ol,,,severall food ,movies ppl n evrything...tats delhi's lyfstyle..nw di real delhi tat i'll tel in ma nex blog......................sorry this wasn't ma funny or happy blog..i jus rot it cz am A DELHIYTE n no1 cn change it