Monday, November 16, 2009
another flick f lyf frm ma side
sorry dudo hd loads 2 stdy man ah!! wt else oku look ppl am ryt nw suffreing di most dangerous twists n turns of lyf, oh ya n di car wich am driving has got na braks or bells !1hehe sorry oops ma 2dy's cars hav got no bells bt horns ryt...oku fine ma lyf is actaully really really,,,very ..very a B.IG. F.A.T. SHIT oku i mean it i eman ayr ya ik no inko dis is ol part f lyfbt still yar still??oku oh good lord am so so heart brokn :-( u kno i practically hate 2 b miss bufoon oku..ha!! as thoguht any1 else liks it??? ok lets cum 2 di point.......am actually fine jus had smal problms wit me friends got it solvd sumwt wt else?? oh ya ppl i 4 got v had children's day celbrations ha!! its m last year wt n achivement...ok ealry morning i came 2 skool n c ol ma clasmates dressed up lik clowns i mean swriously its di "CLOWN'S DAY",...arre yar sab ka dimak kharab retha hey ieman yar jus imagine ek ladki hey dhi usne ma kasam har limt ko cross karliya i mena yar actauuly usne pehen rakha dha ek ghagara bt actually hehehe purre hamre skoll ground ko saaf kar rahidi..arre ayr kamsey kum usko wo dress dalne say pahle soch lethi par nahi..hehe thats y i col dem fashion disasters,...yaya arre she i emna ppl dis is kerala n ppl over r bes nkown 4 clown dress up u shoudl c r teachers oh ma god subhan alla.....subhe subhe har insan ke haert beat ko badane keliiye ajati hey हमारी ..teacher......वो पागल नीले साडी ke सात लाल रंग का ब्लौसे पेहेंती हे . yaya i guess she wnts 2 b nex mrs.kingefisher model i eman vijay malaya 4 sure wil hav heart attack....i cnt c him die u kno??.....my clasmate hahah god she ws actauly wearing a burkha cum saree...actaull it had more of shiffon n velvet ..her blouse complety coverd wil her hand n her long hair too ws there ....its fltlik a baby elphant ws waering di saree n cuming n ya waggin di tail....poor baby elphant..shit bt i guess ma freind doesnt hav tusk naa v cn fix 1 wit fevstick ryt???...arre yar r skol is bes 2 mak jumanji the 2nd..il b script writer n director...il b honoured 2 shoot them ol in ma camera in 1 stress.......ppl who wil watch in theatre will ahem nex day's newspaer cpation... "MANY DIED DUE MASS heart ATTACK AS JUMANJI DI 2ND CAME IN REAL".........I THINK I should make it 3-d ryt?? ahahhaha.........................very soon i'll start wna join ma troop??
Friday, September 4, 2009
a tale of 2 emotions
u kno lyf is so..! so!! funny givs u marvelous twists u nevr expect of. oct28th 2006 v had cultutral exchange program 2 singapore, man v were doing rigorous dance practise, damn stupiod dance....26th n 27th v hd sports day...25th i think v had class bt v were practising few 11th stds were bunking their class n came 2 c us practise ,i ws tierd dancing so i sat wit them well, dey were lik watching r dance, i introduced maself 2 them, well they were nadar,arun n 1 mor guy i 4got his name, arun ws really nice 2 me v spok 2 eachothr, very nice guy he ws then frm tat day v start 2 speak a lot nex day v had sprts day so dint get much tym 2 tok bt whil leaving v spok ,then i went 2 singapore he had givn me a small list of itmes 4 him 2shop ok il tell ye nly chocltes..so as i bought 4 ol ma freinds i bought 4 him 2....really nice guy he ws i mean ppl said hes a flirt bt i nevr felt it wit maself.........he took bio math crap 2 tough he ws a person tat i feel who really really luvd his friends lots i mean as far i understu he gave lots of importance 2 his freind's feelings........a really understanding friend he ws..due certain reasons he left skool aftr 11th..nw doing his collge.....i dnt kno di real reason 4 him leaving di skool..bt ol wt ikno he faced loads of problms b4 leaving skoll he said v would remains as freidns ..he contactd me through availabl sources.. realy undertstanding friend he ws......... certain ppl really make a loads of difernce in our lyf ryt?? arun ws really nice jus lik ma another friend anup chandar......
well anup he is ma freind fmr 5 eyars a real decent guy bt teribl wit joks his joks at yms cn mak u vomit..v had been clasmates til 10th......then v optd 4 diferent subjcts,well he is a class tpper bt really really a dumbo wen it cums 2 hav practical lyf.....well ya he ws there wit me in singapore he tat ass did shopping lik anything n wt he did 1ce u kno?? he boughts things 4 his fmaliy n then got di bill don..di bil came for 70$!!!! n wt he jus got 30$ he ws soo sad n troubld as he wantd 2 buy 2 bt had his pocket wit no enough money.....that ass well he is ma 1 most trustd friends so i decided 2 pay him entire 70$ so tat 30$ extra which ws his he could keep ti wit him n use it wisly til v reach india...... crap crap i think i gave him almost 100$ i mena nt dirctly bt v ate,went 4 rides,zoo ect ect 4 which ol i paid 4him.....crp he is..he sitll owes me thos emoney.ahaha.........actually a real clear hearted person he is....its he who motivated me 2 ryt storeis....oh ya 4got he ryts loads of stories n that ass he maks me read those oh ma god..ok il confes i njy reading it bt ol wt i dont undertand it y does he maks nly me read it!!! he is real nice friend jus lik arun........
well anup he is ma freind fmr 5 eyars a real decent guy bt teribl wit joks his joks at yms cn mak u vomit..v had been clasmates til 10th......then v optd 4 diferent subjcts,well he is a class tpper bt really really a dumbo wen it cums 2 hav practical lyf.....well ya he ws there wit me in singapore he tat ass did shopping lik anything n wt he did 1ce u kno?? he boughts things 4 his fmaliy n then got di bill don..di bil came for 70$!!!! n wt he jus got 30$ he ws soo sad n troubld as he wantd 2 buy 2 bt had his pocket wit no enough money.....that ass well he is ma 1 most trustd friends so i decided 2 pay him entire 70$ so tat 30$ extra which ws his he could keep ti wit him n use it wisly til v reach india...... crap crap i think i gave him almost 100$ i mena nt dirctly bt v ate,went 4 rides,zoo ect ect 4 which ol i paid 4him.....crp he is..he sitll owes me thos emoney.ahaha.........actually a real clear hearted person he is....its he who motivated me 2 ryt storeis....oh ya 4got he ryts loads of stories n that ass he maks me read those oh ma god..ok il confes i njy reading it bt ol wt i dont undertand it y does he maks nly me read it!!! he is real nice friend jus lik arun........
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
oku 28th aug....ws r onam celebration ifact 2 b more clear di clowns day. ya am seriuou i prefer seeing my skolmates in uniform coz majority look lik those who came frm tat zombie movi or tat 1 frm tat Madagascar trust me…..i mean u mus hav seen the rhino in tat Madagascar am serious..these grils they cum lik colourful zebra..i mean il b more clear theres a girl cold sunflower oku..she came in yellow skirt wit golden spots over it wit red chunni over it 2 cover her pancakes then a red blouse yuk I mean eeeu u should hav seen it ws lik sum madass frm sum circus, oku then den there’s another fashion disaster her name I kataana……well kataana means wild elephant on loose…..haha ooku well tat wild elephant had put a blue blouse wit golden spade’s design .....ya u must be thinkin ryt wtf is it ryt? hehhe wel theres this girl cold chinnu wen i 1st so her i thoguht she is participating in some garba dnace i mean she ws lik cam in red ghagara crap crap.......then nly i relaisd she had dressed 2 look difernt ..le'me confes sumthing she ws looking a complete...dashing.mmmmmmmm ok ok she ws loking lik a complet fashion disaster trust me!! u could hav got 2 c ol types of fashionable blouses i mena sum had dep bak neck blouse whereas sum had oval 1ce..oh ya i 4got sum1 well theres 1 girl cold priyanka mohan heheh well she ws a spectacular piece of art..oh she cam in a combination of sum bharanatayam dancer or odissi....well she ws jus lacking few straws on her head which genearrly oddisi dnacers put ........i mena shes got a hair long lik hanuman;s tail......oh god! no words.......imean y do i get 2 c ol fahsion disaters at ma skol? ok di program ws nice i njyd it oh ya group dance ws superb ol were dancing lik mopping di floor........aa lok more is htere which il tel u nex tym cz r program is 2 day 1 ok!!
Saturday, August 22, 2009
hip di hop in ma blood coz dis is ma confesion
its been a long tym that i wish 2 confess sumthin well am nt doing dis confesion cz of any big "X" reasons bt jus telling a hidden factor about me which i think aftr watching a good inspiring muvie i flt i should confess.........well ppl espcaiily ma bes buddy kuku only knows me as a bharathnatayam dancer [bt nevr seen me dnacing]..well i'v got a confesion u c nt classical ws in me bt funkness too ws there i belived tat i ws a funk jazz dancer 2,well nt professional bt i ws good i know tat cz me n ma cusin bro were students at danceworx [ashley lobo]....well 2 ol no-dnacer ashley lobo is a choregrapher mind blowing dnacer.....ma mum hd seen me dnace funk jazz.....oku ppl i'l tel ye wts funk jazz it has more of hip-hop...ma body used 2 go lik waves wen i danced jazz...........many htink in here tat u need 2 b slim n proffesional b trust me hip-hop is ol about doing it ur style adn as said in a dailog in a muvie -"it ol about bringing new muves u've got in2 di dance floor".....................my hip hop went it ol stopped cz of few reasons bt i stil practise in ma home, non of ma freinds here nko am made of wt stuff in me wel...am quiet sure few ppl would get a shok 2 c di jazz in me......i kno u mus b thikn hw i could get classicla n westrn 2gethr ryt/??? bt trust me by ma soul's purity i ws a funk jazz dancer much more than classicla............
aftr ma 12th ive got plans of joining a dnace skool mayb...bt let me c hw things go .........oku ppl this blog no more shit ma gona ryt enough of sad shits ryt??oku ya 1 thing u mus c ma boys in skool dancing holy crap dey jus do jungly dancing i mena ya its good its energetic.......there moves r shit bt 2 enrgetic...........anyways tnx 2 lisining 2 ma confeesions........i swaer dis ws ma last sad blog ..............am aint nevr gona ryt sad blogs oku???.................
aftr ma 12th ive got plans of joining a dnace skool mayb...bt let me c hw things go .........oku ppl this blog no more shit ma gona ryt enough of sad shits ryt??oku ya 1 thing u mus c ma boys in skool dancing holy crap dey jus do jungly dancing i mena ya its good its energetic.......there moves r shit bt 2 enrgetic...........anyways tnx 2 lisining 2 ma confeesions........i swaer dis ws ma last sad blog ..............am aint nevr gona ryt sad blogs oku???.................
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
hhmmm..i ruind ol i mean u know i ws studying eco so nicley bt i ruind it i mean i stuedied it 12th seriuosly suxs it deos hell 2 sutdy ppl if u study ull tend 2 get more confusd ok??? so giv it a breakk ppl....haha last year of ma skol n hw dare i ruin it by becoming a bok worm?? i mena ma mum had no hopes 4 me b4 also wnevr i try ma bes 2 xplain ma problm she maks ahsit out of it!! shit! shit!!! it is ye kno i mean lyf is wt u make it..so make it live .........i jus hav dis 12th in m ahands well so rock it anywyas..u know sumthin no1 knows hw much pains v each human suffers ryt??
Saturday, August 1, 2009
nevr le'me fall
10th std. frm july v startd r special class , wit a difernce wna kno hw?? well r classes got ovr by 3 bt me ,kuku, n tresa ws nevr in a mood 2 go home tresa hd her home js near 2 skol,which she hated cz she had 2 leav us, wn me n kuku relaisd tat v made it a point 2 hang around wit hr til 3.30 daliy wnevr special clases were there.......man v used 2 rock!!!! v used 2 wlak here n there h,mmm......there wrent much f sspecial classes tat v 3 nevr hung out 2ghtr.........god it ws awsemone 1 day tresa ws nt htere so me n kuku walkd here there i ws thirsty god i ws lik begign in di roads 2 get me h2o god it s sumthin truely fun...............nw v r in 12th nly difercne no tresa [which i dn wna tok f it hurts]..wel wt iwna tel is 2dy i had ip special clas n kuku hd math,dey wre left 1st even if i had askd hr 2 go i din wnatd bt i said so, hmm iw s heart brok really i flt lonley really i had ppl 2 b wit bt stil i flt i wnatd nly hr only cz hses ma buddy bes budy !!!! then finally fmr nowhere she came fmr ma bak god i hit hse gav me bt i din lok at hr eyes cz i ws crying i idn wnatd her 2 kno that..bt felt heavn...i don wnat her 2 leav me again at nay cost.. i luv hr loads cz don kno shes lik ma li'le sis she doesnt kno its nly hr who maks a difenrc 4 me only hr..i i srieuosly jnyd her company 2dy as uusla..i don wna think f nay damn special classes wihtout her ..............ma buddy
Saturday, July 18, 2009
full exposed cz theres no place 4 di hiddn
man ma class of 12th-c....is of class wit jus 17 boys n res 30 girls....wat i idn understand is ki hmm....ol idiots in ma class don belive in having jus mutual communications man ol are aggitated on their friends......majority girls in ma class r f9 wit bt they don lik me as such mayb cz f ma behaviour..........frm keral girls u cnt expect naymore shit.....well i jus keep distance frm ma buddy kuku ppl luv her a lot cz thats di way she is ..i mean if am away ppl cum more close 2 her and thats wat i want i wnat every1 2 luv her........even if my absence is requierd.........even wen she shows her tmeper ppl think she is kidding bt i kno hw she is......well i js njy dis part i mean lok ppl i mean girls dey are lik i don know dey r wierd 2 me...........i wna confes sumthing [dis ws sumthin i realisd wen kuku ws nt there].....girls in my class luv her bt u know sumthing they r more concerned 4 their friends i mean 4 sum kuku is their clos friend then 4 sum shes her good friend bt wen kuku cums in troubl i js c htem turning their bak on her 4 their freinds..........well i idn say 2 kuku cz mayb hse wont understand is 2 wat i wana tell her..............there hardly anything i hide frm kuku bt there are stuffs which i do hide fmr her cz at times in her head certain stuffs don get in whihc i wna tell her [4 her good]...................di girls in ma clas hug eahcother sit on eahcother's lap etc ect they play n stuff......bt di moment i do sumthing 2 kuku thats di end hmmmmm.........god this is ma las year wit these girls!!!! these freaks dey mak me go mad....................kuku njys their comppany cz she is brought up here..................................................nex year dis tym am out..am ready 2 sacrifce anything 4 kuku ..ma buddy she doesnt know is 2 hw much f importance 2 r frienship...............watev rpains i sufferd is nuthing compared 2 di amnt f luv i hav 4 her..........i hope she rmebrs me 2 even aftr 12th i hope.....................
Sunday, July 12, 2009
live nw!!! nt tmrw nt l8tr
hmmm ok lok am doin ma las year f high skol.......god i mean i odn bleive dis tat nex year dis tym am nevr gona wear ma skol uniform n wonder around wit ma friends....hmm ok b4 i mak ye bored i wana tell a small story abou sum1 here it goes.............8th grade i knew her as ma clasmate in another section i used 2 hate her 2 ma core ogd seeing her face in di morning i used 2 consider tat day f mine dumbed in a garbage...hmm 9th she came 2 ma class god i used hate her oh man she used i mean ya 4got even she hated me also oku?? full 9th v ignored eahcother lik anything eee.......yuk i rmebr a day i had 2 tie her hair in2 platts cz v had 2 platt r hair in skol til 10th grade n she had nt done hehehe n she ws cuaght ok i confess even i ws cought bt i nkew 2 platt ma hair poor she dint knew i flt pitty ...so helpd her out man i felt so anger gushing in2 ma blood i mena yar wat else do expect ah? ok then 10th grade cam during r special classes ie [may]...god v nevr cared 2 lok at eachother .............bt it is always said tat v hav a devil in us always ....ryt??? well days f devilshness ws cuming 2 n end dn nko dude wat miracle happnd?[evn she doesnt kno oku?]...by july v startd 2 tok wit eahcother v njyd eachother's company a lot i used 2 sing songs i mean song tat irrated hr bt she din say anythin lik ok am gona cut paste di story oku??cz her hidden qualities in 10th was mind blowing ye hav no idea i'll tel ya guys in ma nex blog ........ok lets cum 2 di present ryt nw v both r in 12th same class bes buddies ya lik other friends even facd many ups n downs in r firneship bt u c r frieship ws made f birla cement.......oku kidding ya tell ya di describtion f her qualties she had in 10th ...well nw v bes buddies v rok eahcother's company bt a big but.......nex year dis tym v r nomore 2gethr cz we'll pass out bt i wna b wit her i luv her shes lik ma little sis ........hmm i wish v r 2ghter even aftr 12th............................
well atfr reading dis u don wna kno her name wat ass f u ?? ok her name is aparna bt i col her ma kuku actually i'v kept many names 4 her bt wat i ocl her frm ma heart is kuku...
well atfr reading dis u don wna kno her name wat ass f u ?? ok her name is aparna bt i col her ma kuku actually i'v kept many names 4 her bt wat i ocl her frm ma heart is kuku...
Sunday, June 7, 2009
delhi in ma view festival - holi
let me start with rangho ka tyohar delhi hey bhagvan holi ka festival mathlab hell 4 mere liye or mere gharwalo keliye......i'll tle y badii holi ke din mere dost subhe 10 bajhe ghar mey akar mell bajate or mumma darwaza kholti n tats it they say hello 2 ma mum n get in2 ma room n put tat full pink,red,purple combination powder on ma faCE jus imagine !!! god early moring i get up wit a courful face.......i get up no point f washing face i jus go wit ma firends out wit pitchkari n packet full of water baloons..guess 2 where?? well v ol run 2 ma teerace in r apartment n then start throwning on ppl going on road especially on gang f guys..well le'me te'u no fool dares 2 walk through di roads f delhi with wearing new dresses....in b/w throwing water ballons ma 1 f friends tak di master peice ie a rottn egg then in count f 3 she throws tats it!! then lik dwarfs v also bend n hide ourselves under di baracade f the terace..well then v c whether it hits any1 if did then v run down n start attaking r coliny guys.man 1ce happnd ki i ws njying frm behind gosh ma friend [2 eyars elder 2 me]...rubbd ma face wit grees.shit with that i walkd around di whole day in di sun then v playd n friends put a buket ull 4 mixd colour water on me tat was it!! perfect combination of a tamil pandi....man ma face nly 2 things wre visbile 1 ma teeth which had few pinkishness n ma eyes..thank god atleast tat ws visible otherwise i would hav 2 go under DNA test 2 prove ma mum ki i ws her daughetr.........am serous aftr ol tat holi njyment wen i went home mum ws lik " kon hey"? i ws lik mumma mey whom..gosh 1st thing mum askd me 2 is 2 get kerosne frm di neighbour..man nex day 2 skool god evry1 in di bus were lik clourful dalmations...seiusuly ol pink blue on di hair scalp 2!!!! not kidding seeing the hair ws lik as thought ol had gone 2 di beauty parlour 4 a colour dip......its ws lik ol had dippd thier heads in2 asian paints box or sumtin..thos with rootn egg fell on..well 4 those kids its lik 1 week keeping themsleves dippd in dettol or jasmine water..it used 2 stink.........2 di core...ya 1 more thing plz keep sum metal plate like protector on ur butt n cum2 play holi cz its lik 1ce wen ma friend got out 2 play holi n then sum dum threw water baloon n bash it hit on ma friend's butt gosh it painfull ok..her butt became red.. wel ahem i din c her red butt well she saw it 4 herself in told me!!!........in short a smal tip those who wana celbrate holi do ki a botle f jasmine and kerosne stoockd at ur home.......coz KIS KO PATH KIS KE SAR MEY ANDA GIREGA...aftrol kal kis ne dekha
delhi in ma view
2dy i wana tle u ol about a place 2 where 1ce i belongd.......tats delhi....well tat place is a truely a place in paradise gosh ok i'll start frm food ok..well there is a sagar ratna,delhi durbar, ect bt sumthing i luv is diili hut..well its foos there is awesome u cum 2 delhi n miss tat then u had nothing. frm politicians lik rahul gandhi cum to a small town in dlehi where u get pani puri ,bhel puri n ol..well tats it with food cnt speak more water cums frm mouth ok, nex 2 shopping well u hav c ppl living in dlehi frm long tym wil atleast visit lajpat nagar 4 shopping atleast 1ce a month,which even i did 1ce u have top designers boutiques in dlehi man jus keep ur leg 2 connuaght place n u'll get ol top design ryt in front f ur eyes.delhi's biggest shopping mall "the great indian palace" is a place u wont wna mis if u r visinting dlehi malls..well i mean it u get hav di gr8test chances f getting miss placed in tat mall..ok f9 i agreee even i did.....delhi is alive even at misdnyt 12!!...ok diwalies there r so so remarkable man ol kinds f crackers n don know prepartions 4 diwali starts in delhi i thnk frm 1 month [even i used 2]..the day b4 badii diwali 1 should step 2 di rounds f di main junction gosh!! roads would full wit smal petty shops selling deeyas crackers etc..ya 1 more thing sweets...is rasagulaas,berfies n don know wat oll..gosh..ok nex 1 holi..khushio ka tyohar ws basically ando ka tyohar ie man ma friends used 2 throw rottn eggs n ol put greese in face on top f tat dy used 2 pik there other friends n put them into a pool f colurful water.......those with whose face ws with greese had 2 go home aftr diwali wit 1 bottle f kerosene cz nly by rubbing kerosne cn get rid f it..i hav experinced it delhi is combination f ol,,,severall food ,movies ppl n evrything...tats delhi's lyfstyle..nw di real delhi tat i'll tel in ma nex blog......................sorry this wasn't ma funny or happy blog..i jus rot it cz am A DELHIYTE n no1 cn change it
Thursday, May 28, 2009
raymond feels lik heaven
ok ppl this blog f ma is real tym serious ok....here it goes ma bes buddy kuku well nly 1 week bak nly i came 2 know she feels lik heaven seeing her pal cucu..ok hold on feels lik heavn??!! y is she sum duroflex bed or sumthin no look tats di way kuku .....hmm half di tym in 11th i saw cucu jump around on her girlfriends!! .......ok dude put a break i kno wat u r imagning well ahem u need 2 put a hault in ur crazy imagination well wat i meant is ki she cucu in 11th hardly sat in her sitting in her own place i think her origination is frm purely chimpanzies family coz yar ppl di moment r class eacher leavs she'll jus jump ok!! as thoguh shes road-runner or sumthing then she'll go n attack on her friends attms i flt really pitty nt on her !! bt on her friends arre yar cucu she'll walk 2 her friend as thoguht sum acme rocket is stuck in her bumps..she hardly walkd lik girls i mean in di mornig she'l cum 2 clas as thoguth she ws drunk di whole previous nyt or sum1 had removd her lyf battery ..at tat tym til tat second the class is in peace bt cucu is cucu..di 1st thing she fetchs in class is 4 her beloved partener [no not her bf..well no1 cn stand tat roller coaster 4 more than 1 day]......well she fetchs 4 her buddy devi n at tat second after tat cucu becoms a real tym road runner cz i still don know seeing tat devi cucu becoms lik as thoguh sum1 put fire on her tail or sumthin she gets so charged oh ma god then she storms di class down after tat til r class gets over its lik diwali in r class.....at tyms i have reeally suspectd whether she leaves her 1 screw at home n cums...it at tyms also feel ki whether she got exchngd in di hospital wen she ws born i mena cummon yar seeing her parents u'll 4 sure ask 1 thing 2 urself is 2 wat curse they did 2 have a road runner whose 1 screw is loose indeed like dis born 2 their famly.
well di road runner aka cucu thers 1 thing i have noticd 4 which she is ready 2 do naythin foooood hey eshwar if she sees any di f girls lik disha ppl n ol bringing food tat moomnet u cn c her standing near disha's tiffin lik pluto standing innocenlty in fron of mickey mouse wagging his tail..........in short cucu has ol qualities of a chimpanzi i mean it .........i still don know hw ma buddy kuku feels lik heaven wen she sees this cucu.........this cucu's face u kno wat is lik honey-comd full holes evrythin anywhere ok anywehre is wat imeant b fac ok !! hehehe.........
cucu shes lik di hurricane exactly shes not a storm shes a huricane 2 r class hmm wen di hurican cums strongly n leaves it destryes everythin n leavs everything around it in peices.......cucu is sumwat nooooo fully lik a hurican whenevr she cums lika hurican she always does du same wat a hurican does wna kno wat? hurican destroys n maks everythhin in2 pieces tats wat cucu di hurican does she desroys her's clasmates including me , peace of mind she destryes r peace my god wnevr she cums lik a huricane always in di last v ol get punished wit her so my formula f derivation
cucu + storm = peace destroyer
roadrunner + hurican = getting punishd
hence frm about equation i derive 2 formulas........ n tat is
cucu = hurricane ..di destroyer
ma buddy kuku has 2 b takn 2 a psychiatrist............u mean who di hell in di world will feel lik heaven after seeing a hurican cumin toward u 2 destroy ur peace...............???
any recomendations ppl 4 di bes psychiatrist?? i need 2 show ma friend 2 a good doc
well di road runner aka cucu thers 1 thing i have noticd 4 which she is ready 2 do naythin foooood hey eshwar if she sees any di f girls lik disha ppl n ol bringing food tat moomnet u cn c her standing near disha's tiffin lik pluto standing innocenlty in fron of mickey mouse wagging his tail..........in short cucu has ol qualities of a chimpanzi i mean it .........i still don know hw ma buddy kuku feels lik heaven wen she sees this cucu.........this cucu's face u kno wat is lik honey-comd full holes evrythin anywhere ok anywehre is wat imeant b fac ok !! hehehe.........
cucu shes lik di hurricane exactly shes not a storm shes a huricane 2 r class hmm wen di hurican cums strongly n leaves it destryes everythin n leavs everything around it in peices.......cucu is sumwat nooooo fully lik a hurican whenevr she cums lika hurican she always does du same wat a hurican does wna kno wat? hurican destroys n maks everythhin in2 pieces tats wat cucu di hurican does she desroys her's clasmates including me , peace of mind she destryes r peace my god wnevr she cums lik a huricane always in di last v ol get punished wit her so my formula f derivation
cucu + storm = peace destroyer
roadrunner + hurican = getting punishd
hence frm about equation i derive 2 formulas........ n tat is
cucu = hurricane ..di destroyer
ma buddy kuku has 2 b takn 2 a psychiatrist............u mean who di hell in di world will feel lik heaven after seeing a hurican cumin toward u 2 destroy ur peace...............???
any recomendations ppl 4 di bes psychiatrist?? i need 2 show ma friend 2 a good doc
Monday, May 11, 2009
to all guteers...as 2dy its gutter's day
well 2dy frm my way bak from skool, me , tingu n kuku wre there.n ya many other living bodies ie human beings were olso passing by... well v hav gutters on both side of di roads..i jus ws imagining hw wil it b if ma friend tingu ws in tat gutter gosh cnt imagin hw wil i pull her out..bt 4 tat i'll hav 2 tak her bag as a sovineiger 2 her mum..u kno pull her out i think i would require a JCB..am nt kidding any person who falls in2 tat guteer...wil hav tought tym 2 cum out..n even if she cums am quiet sure she'll hav 2 skip 1 week's class..ye kno y? man she would stink i mean jus imagin her fat body stuck on tt gutter..oh i cnt imagine she wil block di areS FULL DIRT which is flowin throught tat gutter i mean.. due her big body blocking di dirt shit!! di dirt wil cum on steets man tats bad i mean my friend will hav 2 keep herself dipped in dettol or savlon[whihcever she liks].....2 let her full dirt go..my god if she blocks tat way then if di dirt reachs on di road oh my god di road gets blockd...yeppy then di skool wil remain closd since di roAD is blockd..and as far as i kno theres no superman or spiderman or wonderwoman studying in my skool who can sum flyin 2 skool...so tat means until n until she's stuck in guteer til then r skool remains blogd..amn after taking her out i think we'll hav 2 sprankel gang water on di road u kno 2 bring purity anyways 1 thing is 100% sure i'll hav 2 col di fire extinguish ppl..u kno 2 tak her out...de funny hting they'll hav 2 break at 1/2 kilometr of di guter 2 tak her out....coz gettin stuck in gutter is easy u kno..bt cumin out is toooo toughya 1 more thing after ol tat i don think any mosiqutoes will cum near her ukno..i mean r skool area's full dirt's stink wil b there afterol..so mosiqutoes wll hav 2 put plugs on their noses inoreder 2 drink her blood.......my godness i nevr knew my friend tingu is so usefull...........aftrol then wat r friends 4??
Monday, April 27, 2009
foody got di function
2dy i attended a function..it was a blast ye kno y? heheh bcz its di first tym i saw ppl attacking on eating food as thought they were under hunger strike since birth.ppl it ws really awfull 2 c no not good 4 di eyes u'll get shock ... food di menu was lik ws buter chickn that chikcn this chikne oh god ol were chicknes only i could c n ya fried rice 2 ok!!...well yar wen 1 starts 2 eat u'll find tat di person standin behind him must b cumin 2 eat di 2nd tym...am not jokin ok!! 2dy a man walkd frm ma front havin a palte in his hand wit fried rice n roties.,..then later he kept the palte after eating then he took a new plate n joind me!! cn u oimagin were that ol food went in his body? jus imagine di sceen 4 a while...............................................sum ppl r really born 2 eat nly!! n u nko wat?women were pushin eachother man it was practically food wrestling in di function!!!
Monday, March 23, 2009
i dedicate dis day 2 all di butts!!!!
eh today my xam went well ...n 2dy i ha a reason 2 blog n u know y?wel no!!! then i'll tle u y.well look my best friend i col her kuku. v were hanging around aftr di xam ok i had put her bag on my bak..well todayi ws on full on fun mood...ok here it goes..well i ahd made her hold me stuff n her stuff on her hand n v were walk here n there....aftr sumtym she got tierd n startd 2 run behind my bak!!oops don misunderstand!!well she ws cuming behind me 2 tak her bag bt so 4 tat she ws cuming behind me butt aka...bak wit her hands stretchd gosh ppl must hav wonderd that wat has happnd 2 my best friend ..coz ppl already col us couples[which v r not]...bt now ppl mus hav also tat she is attractd my butt!!well it lookd lik tat she was cumin here n there whereevr i went that 2 behaind my bak wit "hands stretchd" ahhaha ppl watching must hav wondered nly god knows......so this day i dedicated 2 ol those who suffer from buttophobia.......luv u all
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
2 ponied chick
standing 4 ma skol assmbly i saw ma clasmate cumin..well she looks cute bt seriuosly 2dy her cutnes had crossd ol di limits...i'll tel u i col ma tat cute friend housfly.....today as usual she ws cumin wit her lik kangaroo jumping n cumin wit her colgate smile..at tat tym i saw summthin shakin on her both sids!!! oh shit it was look shes in 11th ok n she ws cumin wit 2 high ponnies on both her sids f her head..it ws rotatin inversly 2 eachother 1 by 1....man i don know y has god creats kangaroos lik those bt wat 2 do this is kalyug anytthin cn happn!!!!!
fully exposd
man u hav no idea about di guys here in ma skool!!!! u should see them show casing their outfits 2 skool on occasion!!!! man i would say rakhi sawant wil b shockd 2 find tat ppl r there 2 deafet her in worst dressing!!!! i'll giv u clear example theres a girl cold paru ok man i think 4 di namsake she wears a t-shirt n cums 2 skol..ye kno y? look her t-shirt wil b so so tyt tat lookin at u'll feel suffocated n would lik 2 place ur head under A/C 4 seein her walkin n cumin lik a stuffd pillow i wil tel u she betr looks lik a roastd pig!!!!!....oh n guys oh god!!! u kno wat black i mean xtreme blak tamils[pandies] wearing dark green shirt wit dark ed pant??sumthin lik tat is in ma skoll!!!! well a complet circus u get 2 c in ma skol on occasions........
Saturday, February 7, 2009
fare-well!!!! ws a complete hell !!!
well look in my words it ws a floor of combination jungli animals which most u must hav seen in di english muvi "jumanji"....it ws tat hey god farewell of di 12th ws lik hell in pardise. i'll xplain in beginning it ws di hall whihc had di dance floor ...u kno di hall was lik as though a government mental hospital was newly renuvatd tat terribl it ws ......n then aftr tat it ws lik a fASHION SHOW i.e. then di 12thies sarted 2 cum man it ws horribl ol were lookin lik sisters n daughters of dracula n batman......infact few f them i couldn't even recognise i don know hw did their parents recognise them. sum f them had their hairstyle as thought they hav cum frm tribal places f uganda were there is no water 2 wash their hair...anyways tat ws 4 girls nw di boys look in simple words if u wantd 2 c hotel magmnt students n those working i aviation department then u ppl could betr check them out hmmm.....nw 2 halll it ws ok til di lunch it ws damn damn boring bt aftr lunch came di jungli session i.e dancing ol attacked di dnace floor as thoguh don kno wot 2 say in b/w i sw few jumbo size girls dancin oh man i think every part of fat in thier body ws shakin oh gosh when i sw di 12thies girls dancing in sari i thoguht i would go in coma gosh ol were blessed as no 12thies girls went home aftr junglie dance nude ol had their sari on them even aftr dance..sum girls were snake dancing then sum were stickin n dancing sum ppl lik me n my friends danced lik ghost rider u know buring i.e. even v were equally dumb bt nt terible ........u kno i short di farewell ws a junglie 1.........nly 1 thing ws good dj savyo's style f song mixing....n di rest ws f9 this ws my hell in paradise
Saturday, January 3, 2009
hey sumthin reallly funny in my class there is 1 girl cold devipriya man she's too funny i think she is an ATG well atg means attracted to girls......heiheihei..well u know sumthin ppl she comes and hugs ppl as though well i cant xplain it in my own words how it looks lik........she hangs aroung withh her friends as though there r her boyfriends.......am not kidding at all.man she was abesnt today..........
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