to all guteers...as 2dy its gutter's day

well 2dy frm my way bak from skool, me , tingu n kuku wre there.n ya many other living bodies ie human beings were olso passing by... well v hav gutters on both side of di roads..i jus ws imagining hw wil it b if ma friend tingu ws in tat gutter gosh cnt imagin hw wil i pull her out..bt 4 tat i'll hav 2 tak her bag as a sovineiger 2 her mum..u kno pull her out i think i would require a JCB..am nt kidding any person who falls in2 tat guteer...wil hav tought tym 2 cum out..n even if she cums am quiet sure she'll hav 2 skip 1 week's class..ye kno y? man she would stink i mean jus imagin her fat body stuck on tt gutter..oh i cnt imagine she wil block di areS FULL DIRT which is flowin throught tat gutter i mean.. due her big body blocking di dirt shit!! di dirt wil cum on steets man tats bad i mean my friend will hav 2 keep herself dipped in dettol or savlon[whihcever she liks].....2 let her full dirt go..my god if she blocks tat way then if di dirt reachs on di road oh my god di road gets blockd...yeppy then di skool wil remain closd since di roAD is blockd..and as far as i kno theres no superman or spiderman or wonderwoman studying in my skool who can sum flyin 2 skool...so tat means until n until she's stuck in guteer til then r skool remains blogd..amn after taking her out i think we'll hav 2 sprankel gang water on di road u kno 2 bring purity anyways 1 thing is 100% sure i'll hav 2 col di fire extinguish ppl..u kno 2 tak her out...de funny hting they'll hav 2 break at 1/2 kilometr of di guter 2 tak her out....coz gettin stuck in gutter is easy u kno..bt cumin out is toooo toughya 1 more thing after ol tat i don think any mosiqutoes will cum near her ukno..i mean r skool area's full dirt's stink wil b there afterol..so mosiqutoes wll hav 2 put plugs on their noses inoreder 2 drink her blood.......my godness i nevr knew my friend tingu is so usefull...........aftrol then wat r friends 4??