raymond feels lik heaven

ok ppl this blog f ma is real tym serious ok....here it goes ma bes buddy kuku well nly 1 week bak nly i came 2 know she feels lik heaven seeing her pal cucu..ok hold on feels lik heavn??!! y is she sum duroflex bed or sumthin no look tats di way kuku .....hmm half di tym in 11th i saw cucu jump around on her girlfriends!! .......ok dude put a break i kno wat u r imagning well ahem u need 2 put a hault in ur crazy imagination well wat i meant is ki she cucu in 11th hardly sat in her sitting in her own place i think her origination is frm purely chimpanzies family coz yar ppl di moment r class eacher leavs she'll jus jump ok!! as thoguh shes road-runner or sumthing then she'll go n attack on her friends attms i flt really pitty nt on her !! bt on her friends arre yar cucu she'll walk 2 her friend as thoguht sum acme rocket is stuck in her bumps..she hardly walkd lik girls i mean in di mornig she'l cum 2 clas as thoguth she ws drunk di whole previous nyt or sum1 had removd her lyf battery ..at tat tym til tat second the class is in peace bt cucu is cucu..di 1st thing she fetchs in class is 4 her beloved partener [no not her bf..well no1 cn stand tat roller coaster 4 more than 1 day]......well she fetchs 4 her buddy devi n at tat second after tat cucu becoms a real tym road runner cz i still don know seeing tat devi cucu becoms lik as thoguh sum1 put fire on her tail or sumthin she gets so charged oh ma god then she storms di class down after tat til r class gets over its lik diwali in r class.....at tyms i have reeally suspectd whether she leaves her 1 screw at home n cums...it at tyms also feel ki whether she got exchngd in di hospital wen she ws born i mena cummon yar seeing her parents u'll 4 sure ask 1 thing 2 urself is 2 wat curse they did 2 have a road runner whose 1 screw is loose indeed like dis born 2 their famly.

well di road runner aka cucu thers 1 thing i have noticd 4 which she is ready 2 do naythin foooood hey eshwar if she sees any di f girls lik disha ppl n ol bringing food tat moomnet u cn c her standing near disha's tiffin lik pluto standing innocenlty in fron of mickey mouse wagging his tail..........in short cucu has ol qualities of a chimpanzi i mean it .........i still don know hw ma buddy kuku feels lik heaven wen she sees this cucu.........this cucu's face u kno wat is lik honey-comd full holes evrythin anywhere ok anywehre is wat imeant b fac ok !! hehehe.........

cucu shes lik di hurricane exactly shes not a storm shes a huricane 2 r class hmm wen di hurican cums strongly n leaves it destryes everythin n leavs everything around it in peices.......cucu is sumwat nooooo fully lik a hurican whenevr she cums lika hurican she always does du same wat a hurican does wna kno wat? hurican destroys n maks everythhin in2 pieces tats wat cucu di hurican does she desroys her's clasmates including me , peace of mind she destryes r peace my god wnevr she cums lik a huricane always in di last v ol get punished wit her so my formula f derivation
cucu + storm = peace destroyer
roadrunner + hurican = getting punishd
hence frm about equation i derive 2 formulas........ n tat is
cucu = hurricane ..di destroyer

ma buddy kuku has 2 b takn 2 a psychiatrist............u mean who di hell in di world will feel lik heaven after seeing a hurican cumin toward u 2 destroy ur peace...............???
any recomendations ppl 4 di bes psychiatrist?? i need 2 show ma friend 2 a good doc

to all guteers...as 2dy its gutter's day

well 2dy frm my way bak from skool, me , tingu n kuku wre there.n ya many other living bodies ie human beings were olso passing by... well v hav gutters on both side of di roads..i jus ws imagining hw wil it b if ma friend tingu ws in tat gutter gosh cnt imagin hw wil i pull her out..bt 4 tat i'll hav 2 tak her bag as a sovineiger 2 her mum..u kno pull her out i think i would require a JCB..am nt kidding any person who falls in2 tat guteer...wil hav tought tym 2 cum out..n even if she cums am quiet sure she'll hav 2 skip 1 week's class..ye kno y? man she would stink i mean jus imagin her fat body stuck on tt gutter..oh i cnt imagine she wil block di areS FULL DIRT which is flowin throught tat gutter i mean.. due her big body blocking di dirt shit!! di dirt wil cum on steets man tats bad i mean my friend will hav 2 keep herself dipped in dettol or savlon[whihcever she liks].....2 let her full dirt go..my god if she blocks tat way then if di dirt reachs on di road oh my god di road gets blockd...yeppy then di skool wil remain closd since di roAD is blockd..and as far as i kno theres no superman or spiderman or wonderwoman studying in my skool who can sum flyin 2 skool...so tat means until n until she's stuck in guteer til then r skool remains blogd..amn after taking her out i think we'll hav 2 sprankel gang water on di road u kno 2 bring purity anyways 1 thing is 100% sure i'll hav 2 col di fire extinguish ppl..u kno 2 tak her out...de funny hting they'll hav 2 break at 1/2 kilometr of di guter 2 tak her out....coz gettin stuck in gutter is easy u kno..bt cumin out is toooo toughya 1 more thing after ol tat i don think any mosiqutoes will cum near her ukno..i mean r skool area's full dirt's stink wil b there afterol..so mosiqutoes wll hav 2 put plugs on their noses inoreder 2 drink her blood.......my godness i nevr knew my friend tingu is so usefull...........aftrol then wat r friends 4??